· Amplifier noise that allows to know what others think of us and enables them to know what to think about them.
• Treatment of botox, which paralyzes the tongue.
· Document of identity rather than have the serial number of IQ.
· GPS that tracks currency and find out exactly where our taxes go.
• Program that enables computer lovers will look like in forty years.
· Paper to give appointments to disintegrate as soon as you print the name of an incompetent.
· Authorize to reopen casinos closed by a governor.
· Speaker given to a jerk.
· Authorization to invent unnecessary steps given to a bureaucrat.
• Program that calculates how much corruption will increase each new process to be renewed indefinitely.
• Program that calculates how much lower the vote each new process to be renewed indefinitely.
· Clock that marks the exact moment of our death with the aggravation that we will never know if it really works.
° Lamp magic meets only the desires that we no longer want.
· Printer politicians that marks the expiration date.
Annulments
· detector Consecrated Cocky and mediocrities.
· Restrictions with the Devil in which we give the devil the right to appoint a judge who will sentence the disagreements on the pact.
· Restrictions with which transnational crime yield to the right to appoint the judge will sentence the disagreements on the pact.
· judge ruling that our disputes with the devil decide the judge appointed by the Devil.
· court that he raises the salary and sentence will not pay tax on the increase.
· Treaty in which foreign and transnational agree to the privilege of not paying taxes in our country and we promise to fill the fiscal gap they leave behind.
· Office bureaucracy that serves only to citizens with web page that never opened.
· Vote citizen after he tried unsuccessfully to communicate with web page opens office never bureaucratic.
· motorcycle instead of title to bring permission to violate any laws.
· Office responsible for enforcing the law to the media never applies the law.
· Wedge denouncing speculators without remembering that the government has powers to rein in speculators.
· Card certifying that a militant of several parties at once.
· Card certifying that you are a citizen of several countries simultaneously.
· borders rubber leaves come and go throughout the world.
educational
· System does not teach geography, history and civics.
· Political movement that includes political enemies.
• Program computer so as to reveal how much we're looking to our enemies.
· Jib to sign agreements of public debt.
· detector that allows to know if the ladies who say not actually say Yes
· detector that allows to know if the politicians actually say say Yes No.
· Tickets dynamic ink their names down as devalued.
· System consists of monetary and fiscal units that automatically increases your income citizens as the currency loses value.
transparent Safety box that allows people to read the files of the repressive forces.
· detector false excuses impossible existence.
· Portrait of Dorian Gray in which the aging is not the portrait.
· Responding disguised as a revolutionary.
· Classifications of moments reveals how much time we lost repeating nonsense. • Analyze statistical
verifying how many votes each bureaucrat killed daily.
· Calculator that shows exactly how much oil is left in the world and how long the current rate of consumption.
· Ray invisible
Cosmetics that reveals how the ladies are true.
· Mirror magic that just tells the truth.
· Gifts that consist of the same gift they gave us, so we were all Kings Day tables.
CUSTOM SIGNAL
-Citizens Members agree please raise your arm with the usual signal.
usual signal. Seriously look into the future. Dad and I preached it to my son. A life of honesty. Or bullshit. Now do not say that one is honest but stupid. But man, Ugarte, with your skills. So when I say that I have. But man, Ugarte, with your opportunities. So when I say that I am not an opportunist. But man, if your talent. How to explain that I have. Note, the outstanding foreign investors, and banking. I tell you how I'm not banking. On this subject has moved far the embassy. I'm not an ambassador. Today is the thing, Ugarte, do not miss that every vote counts. I do not count. Anyway, Ugarte, remember that with one word, with a gesture, we do a big favor. I do not do favors. Good guy but this attracts investment. I'm not an investor. What are the economic sectors. I'm not economical. But is the party boy, no discipline, no game. I do not got the game for this. Damn, Ugarte, how convenient it is to be idealistic, not understanding the situation. I do not understand. You have to understand Ugarte, is stability, is the strength of institutions. I'm not an institution. Ugarte realize we can lose what we gained. I have not won. Look, Ugarte, is that even the situation is examined in some sectors of the military. I'm not military. You're not going to chant that shit in the pamphleteers of the country sold. I do not core. Is that yours is secured voting majority. I do not need a majority. Ugarte look to go with these pods lost the house because you could not pay the mortgage. That I have only what I can afford. Think about your boy, Ugarte. That how I explain that what I think is less than the lad. Let me tell how they left school saying that he did not want to learn from a thief. And a boy who goes sour. That tells me that if I continue to believe in bullshit. That goes as dead. I can not give what to believe. I have to give a living. That every time my wife asked me answers I do not know. I do not know. That why I've taken so many years without knowing. You how to raise their hands for this shit. We all know that is a crap. They all pretend not to notice that now the party is discredited. Everyone pretends not to realize that now is over. How good Ugarte, we count on you. What the hell, Ugarte, 're not going to let us jodamos. What the fuck, brother, do not fail us. You know, Ugarte, is from above that this thing is approved. You start counting votes. My arm up in the usual signal.
( The fugitives , 1964)
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